Let me get this straight. YOU did the thing. And then YOU blocked ME?
Me bloqueaste??? Three question marks, because one was not enough for this level of audacity. This is the most petty-modern heartbreak there is — you don't even get closure anymore, you get a gray checkmark and a spinning profile picture that never loads.
"Blocked by the guilty party. That's not heartbreak, that's identity theft."
I wrote it in roughly the time it takes to screenshot something and send it to the group chat. It's the funniest song on the album because it had to be — the alternative was throwing my phone into a river.
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